Posts Tagged ‘cute’

Cute? you wanna die!?!

Posted: 10/11/2010 in Random
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If you get called CUTE  how is guy supposed to take it? As I am always told by my significant other “Here are you options”

1. You are cute – you are actually a sissy boy perhaps girl stuck in a mans body, you hobbies are playing hop scotch, writing dairies and dancing to Back street Boys

2. You are cute –  Actually you are downright fucking ugly but luckily I have spent enough time with you to realize that you have good personality so we can hang but that’s about it.

3. You are cute –  Actually you are fairly good looking, have a great personality but you just don’t have either the car, money, house or material possessions to keep me happy.

4. You are cute – Actually you have all the material things I need to get by in life but I ain’t no-ones bitch.

5. You are cute – Actually you are the man, you are everything I wanted but I don’t want you to know that I’m falling for you.

The list could go on… but I gotta go to the bar have a couple drinks and tell her that she is the cute one. Which one is it?