Posts Tagged ‘truth’

I was feeling guilty about my earlier post The Truth about Women so I decided to give a chance to the ladies. After a 10 second research session I ended up at 10 Things Women do better than Men and this is what they came up with.

1. We evolve hotter.

2. We survive car accidents more often.

3. We’re better at seeking comfort.

4. We’re more recession-proof.

5. We graduate college more often.

6. We eat healthier.

7. We have stronger immune systems.

8. We live longer.

9. We’re better managers, especially in this economy.

10. We invest better.

After much thought and consideration I retract my previous post and now believe Woman are by far more superior than men. Thanks Cosmopolitan, you ruined my life.

Yes, I have finally figured out the biggest secret in the world, the truth about women. Every guy from the time of his birth and until his deathbed has pondered about it

Things we need to know

  • What makes you happy  not complain so much?
  • Do you really look like that?
  • Can you cook?
  • Can you make us happy?
  • Are you going to hurt us emotionally? What is this word “Emotion”

The list could go on but I’m sure you get my drift. Why do we want to know? Simple, because if we have to spend the majority of our lives with ladies we have to be able to deal with them. It is commonly called the “War of the Sexes”.

And yes  that is my term which I just made up, but I can’t find the TM key on my laptop. So don’t be stealing my cool ideas. I am going to make millions with this.

So to keep this short I have attached a clip from my old mate Chris, he is going to give you  the reader, the truth about women and although it funny as hell, it is the TRUTH.