This cracks me up!

Posted: 21/01/2011 in Random
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◦Lawyer: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?”

◦Witness: “No.”

 ◦Lawyer: “Did you check for blood pressure?”

◦Witness: “No.” ◦

Lawyer: “Did you check for breathing?”

◦Witness: “No.”

◦Lawyer: “So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?”

 ◦Witness: “No.”

 ◦Lawyer: “How can you be so sure, Doctor?”

 ◦Witness: “Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.”

 ◦Lawyer: “But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?”

 ◦Witness: “Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.”

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